I’ll tell you what I got for Christmas — the flu because my three-year-old nephew loves to cough directly into my mouth. Hollywood’s elite went for slightly more glamorous gifts this season.
Kris Jenner gifted granddaughter, Stormi, a Tiny House. It’s supposed to be a “playhouse” but it looks like 750 square feet of prime real estate to me. I wonder if Stormi is looking for a roommate…
Stormi wasn’t just spoiled by her grandmother this year. Kylie got her daughter a diamond ring. I’ve always said how great diamond accessories look with onesies, pullups, and sippy cups.
Kim Kardashian and Kanye West got their oldest daughter, North, one of Michael Jackson’s actual jackets. The jacket is reportedly worth $65,625 and was worn by Michael Jackson at Elizabeth Taylor’s 65th birthday party. Isn’t that what most six-year-olds had on their Christmas list?
Nick Jonas gave his wife, actress Priyanka Chopra, a snowmobile. Priyanka shared a photo of the extravagant gift on Instagram with the caption, “My husband knows me so well!” Same. That’s why my husband got me sweatpants.
Victoria and David Beckham surprised their four children with a puppy on Christmas morning. The new dog, Sage, will have plenty of furry friends as the Beckham family has two other dogs, Fig and Olive. In my wildest imagination I cannot even begin to picture Victoria Beckham picking up dog poop.
Former Bachelor stars, Sean Lowe and Catherine Giudici got a new baby for Christmas! Their first daughter, Mia, was born on Dec. 23 so they spent Christmas recovering in the hospital. Older brothers Samuel and Isaiah seem smitten with their sister and not at all resentful that she essentially stole Christmas from them, so they’re already better people than me.
Chelsea Handler took her family on a ski vacation to Whistler for the holidays. Her siblings and their kids enjoyed a snowy vacation filled with sports, drinks, and laughs (all documented on Chelsea’s Instagram stories).
Olympic skier Lindsey Vonn proposed to hockey player P.K. Subban on Christmas morning. P.K. had already proposed to Lindsey months prior, but she believed the tradition was outdated and her partner deserved an engagement ring and proposal, too.
Other holiday proposals included actress Angie Harmon (“Law & Order”, “Baywatch Nights”) and soap star Greg Vaughan (“The Young and the Restless”, “General Hospital”, and “Days of Our Lives”). Angie has three daughters and Greg has three sons from previous marriages. Maybe they can get a modern-day Brady Bunch reality show. Imagine Dragons singer Dan Reynolds re-proposed to wife Aja Volkman. Aja wrote a raw and eloquent message about their journey on her Instagram rehashing the ups and downs of their nearly 10 years together.
The best gifts are things money can’t buy (like Season 2 of “You” coming out on Netflix on Boxing Day) but if you have a lot of money then maybe try a pair of Michael Jackson’s pants.
Keely Turner takes a look at pop culture through the eyes of a PEI girl with a big city attitude. Keely lives in Toronto, working as a fitness trainer and writer, with her husband and beagle. You can find her on Instagram @KeelyMTurner
