No need for a planning committee for ‘The Birthplace of Confederation' party. We could build sand hills like Borden's in every community. We could become the ‘Sahara of the East Coast', minus the pyramids, of course.
Don't worry about those pesky food banks, medical assistance, hospice care and the list goes on. Why, that's what selling tickets in the mall and bake sales are for.
The government is already standing on sand, why not go all the way?
Why, it sounds perfectly scrumptious!